Not so hasty, young friend! No one can escape his destiny.

They're all crazy. They're all crazy except you and me. Sometimes I have me doubts about you.

Have a potato.

-What is the law? -Not to spill blood, that is the law. Are we not men?

-I thought you didn't like women? -Yeah, but you're not women.

Do you dare play chess with me for her?

It is my only weakness.

Poe, you are avenged!

A slight miscalculation.

Reaching back and back and down and down.

It only remains for me now to await the daylight hours where I will with God's help forever end this man's reign of terror!

What husband hasn't, at some time, wanted to kill his wife?

literally just the way he says "initiation"

I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!

Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a knife, and our lives. OR He would be in Jem's room all night, and he would be there when Jem waked up in the morning. OR In the name of GOD, do your duty. In the name of God, believe... Tom Robinson. OR Miss Jean Louise. Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing. OR Good Lord, I must be losin' my memory. I can't remember whether Jem is twelve or thirteen. OR I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I'm still Sheriff of Maycomb County, and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. OR I go to school with your boy. I go to school with Walter; he's a nice boy. Tell him 'hey' for me, won't you? You know something, Mr. Cunningham, entailments are bad. OR I'm Charles Baker Harris. I can read. OR -Hey, Boo. -Miss Jean Louise, Mr. Arthur Radley. OR I was to be a ham. OR Cecil Jacobs is a big wet hen! OR A chiffarobe OR Scout! OR Someone's been after my children

But it doesn't mean anything! OR Reverend Mother, I have sinned. OR You brought music back into the house. OR Oh, yes, you are, Captain! OR Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name. OR My fellow Austrians OR Dear Rolf, stop. Don't stop. Your Liesl

<p>Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.<br>OR<br>Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?<br></p>

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! OR anything from the Simpsons bit

It's brass! He's cast a thing out of bloody brass!

So shines a good deed in a weary world. OR -But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. -What happened? -He lived happily ever after. OR You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! OR If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

Why don't you just give me a Swiss cheese sandwich... on rye. R-Y-E.

Oh, God! Oh, Jesus Christ!

The Power of Christ compels you! OR Why you do this to me, Dimmy? OR Father, could you help an old altar boy? I'm Cat'lick.

Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

But I'm innocent! Swan stole my music and FRAMED ME! OR Welcome to Sing Sing!

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. OR I got better. OR Maybe he was dictating. OR Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. OR -You got my note! -Uh, well, I got a note. OR What, the curtains? OR -A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! -God be praised!

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again. OR A what? OR You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life. OR boom-boom OR They're in the "yahd", not too "fah" from the "cah". OR -Quint. -No. OR I got no spit.

Boooy! OR The ice cream is gonna be flyin' fast and furious.

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? OR Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-i-ay!

Let the good times roll!

Call me Snake. OR Ayy! Number Onnee! You're the Duke! You're the Duke! OR You wanna see him sprayed all over that map, baby? Now where's the President? OR You are the Duke of New York! You're A-Number One!

What's in the basket?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. OR Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. OR Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem. OR Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?

Just call me Billie, everyone does. OR Where's my cake? OR Oh, I can hold my breath for a long, long time! OR That's why God made fathers, babe. That's why God made fathers.

<p>That's... what I thought you said.<br>OR<br>Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!<br>OR<br>-WHAT? WHAT? WHAAAAAAT?<br>-Ah, no! What did I do, Ma? What, I didn't do nothing! AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!<br>OR<br>Little pitchers!<br>OR<br>A crummy commercial?<br>OR<br>What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?<br>OR<br>and this thing which tells time<br>OR<br>He had yellow eyes! So help me, God! Yellow eyes!<br>OR<br>Oh, look at that! Will you look at that? Isn't that glorious? It's... it's... it's indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the Fourth of July!<br>OR<br>It... It was... soap poisoning!<br>OR<br>Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!<br>OR<br>Four minutes. Time me.<br>OR<br>Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.<br>OR<br>Aw well, let him freeze his keister off out there.<br>OR<br>Jealous! Jealous because I WON.<br>OR<br>I like the Tin Man.<br>OR<br>The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute.<br>OR<br>Shut up, Ralphie!<br>OR<br>Of course. Santa. The big man. The head honcho. The connection.<br>OR<br>Oh, I hate the smell of tapioca.<br>OR<br>If we don't hurry, we're gonna miss all the good trees!<br>OR<br>Yeah, another one of my silly puzzles. This one could be worth FIFTY THOUSAND BUCKS.<br>OR<br>Those icicles have been known to kill people.<br>OR<br>But you see... it's smiling at me.<br>OR<br>C+?<br>OR<br>Tonight! Tonight! It's coming Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Tonight! Hot Damn, Tonight!<br>OR<br>Flick? Flick who?<br>OR<br>Honors and benefits already at the age of nine!<br>OR<br>All right! Everybody upstairs! Get dressed! We are going out... to eat!<br>OR<br>They'll send the deed for cripesake.<br>OR<br>No, that's them balsams.<br>OR<br>Hey, four-eyes! How'd ya like a snowball sandwich!<br>OR<br>Chicago Chipmunks, maybe. Bears? Never.</p>

just the outhouse duet

Welcome to... Fright... Night! For real. OR Oh, you're so COOL, Brewster! OR You have to have faith for that to work, Mr. Vincent. OR Mom, I don't need hot cocoa. I didn't have a nightmare!

Yes. Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heaving...

Thrill me.

Garbage day!

Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. OR Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste? OR Death by stereo! OR How about some Windex, Grandpa? OR Star! Star!

Oh God, I'm dying! OR I got the strangler! Wabash and Van Buren. OR I'm gonna get you, and I'm gonna get Eddie, no matter what!

Sometimes, dead is better.

Gromit! We forgot the crackers!

It's too bad about Father Dyer. I killed him, you know. An interesting problem, but finally... it worked! First, a bit of the ole succinylcholine to permit one to work without, ah, annoying distractions, then... a three foot catheter threaded directly into the inferior vena cava - or, superior vena cava. It's a matter of taste, I think, don't you? Then the tube moves through the vein, under the crease of the arm, into the vein that leads directly into the heart, and then, you just hold up the legs and you SQUEEZE the blood manually into the tube from the arms and the legs. There's a little shaking and pounding at the end for the dregs - it isn't perfect, there's a little blood left I'm afraid. BUT, regardless, the overall effect is astonishing! And isn't that REALLY what counts in the end? Yes, of course, GOOD SHOW BIZ, Lieutenant, the EFFECT! And then, off comes the head without spilling one single drop of blood. Now I call that SHOWMANSHIP, Lieutenant! OR I like plays. The good ones... Shakespeare... I like Titus Andronicus the best; it's sweet. Incidentally, did you know that you are talking to an artist? I sometimes do special things to my victims: things that are creative. Of course, it takes knowledge, pride in your work... For example, a decapitated head can continue to see for approximately twenty seconds. So when I have one that's gawking, I always hold it up so that it can see its body. It's a little extra I throw in for no added charge. I must admit it makes me chuckle every time. Life is fun. It's a wonderfull life, in fact... for some. OR Remember Karen? Little ribbons in her hair? Yellow ribbons? I killed her. After all, is was inevitable, wasn't it? "A divinity shapes our ends," and all that. I picked her up in Richmond, and I dropped her off at the city dump. Some of her. Some of her I kept. I'm a saver. Pretty dress she was wearing. Little peasant blouse, pink, and white ruffles. I still hear from her occasionally, screaming. I think the dead should shut up unless there's something to say. I also killed the black boy by the river. And the priests. Yes, their names began with K. That modicum at least I was able to insist upon. You see, they were off my beaten track. I kill at random. That's the thrill of it. No motive. That's the fun. The black boy and the priests were different. I was obliged to settle the score on behalf of a friend.

I'm your number one fan. OR Paul, do you know about the early days at the Kimberly diamond mines? OR This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! HE DID'NT GET OUT OF THE COCK - A - DOODIE CAR! OR The rain. Sometimes it gives me the blues. OR I have this gun. Sometimes I think about using it. I'd better go now. I might put bullets in it. OR There is a justice higher than that of man, I will be judged by Him.

Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever. OR Can't rain all the time... OR Fire it up! Fire it up! Fire it up!

Not even Wensleydale?

You should have bought a squirrel!

Millicent Bystander OR They call me Shocky. OR Have you seen my dad? OR Oh, it's Tom Jones!

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

-Well, well, well, a royal flush! -You're bluffing. -Am I? OR Everyone knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. OR For all we know, he could be on steroids! OR Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I feel stung, Sting... or should I say, Gordon M. Sumner? OR Are you her little... bedbug?

<p>You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I'm the only one here, so... you must be talking to me!<br>OR<br>Well, it looks like it's time to play my second favorite game: "Hide the Broken TV from Dave". You wanna play?<br>OR<br>Popcorn Jackie!<br>OR<br>And you call yourself a jock.</p>

My tears are real! You are not! OR Light the hoop on fire!

If we're kind and polite, the world will be right. OR I don't do nothin' for no one for nothin'.