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I love vampires. I love them so very much. However i raise you one question. What's worse? Getting a giant screenfull of Count Orlok dick while sitting next your dad who is slurping away at his diet coke OR sitting next to two people on a date where the woman is yapping the whole movie and stands up before the credits even roll to loudly proclaim that it ended terribly while you're trying to watch the most beautiful scene in modern gothic romance. Easy answer, sitting next to that awful woman. I hope the man she was with made her walk home and hope she got hit by a car while doing so.