
I'm a snail slithering away into nothingness ratings are NOT numerical Vague Rating System: 5: paddington 2 level 4½: perfect 4: brilliant/near perfect 3½: great 3: good 2½: somewhere in the middle 2: not good but not the worst 1½: maybe one redeeming quality/ so bad it's good 1: everything sucks ½: actual slop


orpheus if he wasn't a bum lowkey

Hitchcockian because it centers around a guy loving a blonde woman, not hitchcockian because he ultimately chooses a brunette, the antithesis of every theme Hitchcock stands for. this is why they call him the master of suspense.
