Mulan

everything good about this film... .fat lady with ink mustache .the bug in the tea .fat lady on fire, mulan fanning it. .reflection happens 😭 .mulan cuts her hair .mushu acting as the dragon .mushu acting as the dragon for mulan .mushu makes mulan breakfast 😭 .major food fight .make a man out of you happens 😭 .mulans final climb to the arrow [CINEMA] .a girl worth fighting for happens 😭 .mulan totally simping over shang, shang thinks shes a he .mulan and farming girls eye contact .mulan shots the mountain [U GO GURL] .mulan uses mushu to light the cannon .mushu saves the bug from the ice (man you're one lucky bug) .trio saving mulan and shang, throws arrow forgets to hold on the rop .everyone pulling mulan, shang, horse, mushu and the lucky bug but then the fat guy arrives .[mushu]: i knew we could do it. You the man! Well, sort of. .everybody finds out shes a girl me waiting for the trios reaction .[trio]: (NOOOO) that skinny asshole you know the laww [FUCK OFFFFF] .[mulan]: ( i should never have left home) .[mushu]: Hey, come on. You went to save your father's life. Who knew you'd end up shamin' him and disgracing your ancestors and losin' all your friends?😶 what do you mean you're not lucky you lied to me and what are you a sheep😔 .mushu ignores mulan in crowd; [mulan]: Hello?! [mushu]: Hey you forgot you're a girl again 😭 .[mulan to the guys]: ive got an idea! trio leaves. be a man starts playing (trio are women climbing & shang joins) I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH .[mulan]: any questions? [yao]: does this dress make me look fat? slaps ow!! .[mushu]: roasts the damn eagle... now thats what i call mongolian barbeque. .[villian guy]: bow to me! .[old guy]: no matter how the wind howls the mountain cannot bow to it.. bro just lost all the aura 😭 .villian guy and mulan on top of the building, mulan takes out the fan [villian guy]: looks like you're out of ideas mulan takes his sword [mulan]: not quite. OH YEAH YOU GO GIRL okay that fight oh damnn .mulan fall of the roof directly on shang OKAYYY .mushu catches bug. you are one lucky bug [AGAIN] .[ugly skinny guy]: where is this creature [Shang]: shes a hero 😭 [ugly skinny guy]: shes a women, she'll never be worth anything [shang]: Listen you pompous.... AAHHHH YEAH SHANGGGG .old guy gets down ugly skinny guy bowing trio and shang bowing everybody bowing GREAT DAY TO BE MULAN [theirs a reason its my favourite disney movie] .old guy gives mulan necklace and sword mulan hugs old guy all shy [jao]: is she allowed to do that? [everybody]: no idea .mulan hugs trio (damn jao crys) .mulan and shang all awkward [shang]: taps on shoulder you fight good [mulan]: oh thank you 😂 .[old guy]: the flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. [shang]: why the fuck is he telling me this [old guy]: you don't meet a girl like that every dynasty (puts on his hat) OKKAAYYYY .mulan giving the sword and the necklace to hed father him throwing it away saying the greatest gift is having you as daughter AHHH .[grandma]: great she brings home a sword if you ask me she should've brought home a man [shang]: excuse me does fa mulan live here HELL YEAH grandma and mom both shocked [grandma]: Whoo sign me up for the next war 💀 .[mulan]: would you like to stay for dinner grandma would you like to stay forever i missed many probably because i was tired of stopping the movie every dialogue and scene is amazing