The Fly
Top ten movies you should never watch high, this is number three... what the hell was that.
Jeff Goldblum sexy hot scientist… white boy, come home.
And you know what !! I’m giving this movie 5 stars, because yes, I did happen to enjoy him talking about the flesh and the ‘Penetration, beyond the veil of the flesh’ for an hour and a half.
I think Jeff Goldblum is the only man who could play a grotesque mutant fly… Or invent teleportation. He could take me back to that lab any day !! ( just kidding… but not really… )
That poor baboon turned into inside out monkey jerky…
Never thought I’d see Jeff goldblum holding a baboon butt naked, hello? speaking of, where was he even getting all these baboons ?? And how many times can I say baboon in a single paragraph ??
This is genuinely the most tragic, horrific romances ever. imagine your boyfriend turning into an evil mutant fly… yeesh !! and on top of that, carrying his maggot baby. AND ON TOP OF THAT, also having to shoot him in the head !!
This is like the substance, but a man wanting to be some kind of super human rather than a beautiful, young woman.. which I don’t want to go too in depth with because this would be far to long of a review.. but crazy to think about, or maybe I’m too #woke.
The cycle of fly mutation he goes through in this is like my menstrual cycle lowkey.
Anyways, loved it !!