Ty Robinson

<“Motherfuck the big three, Spidey, it's just big me” - Tom Holland, allegedly < The Zendaya can’t act propaganda ends now, she smoked out the euphoria cast, smoked out blela thrnoe, smokes out majority of Disney alumni, she’s in the big leagues and I’m done pretending she’s not. < Speaking of big leagues, Jon Berthanal come to the front, come get your chain!! Your Frank White is Phenomenal, literally punisher perfected. Your chemistry with Zendaya and Tom is off the charts, back to back bangers from you, love the hot streak. < Sadie Sink, WELCOME TO THE GANG. Your future is bright, I look forward to what comes next. <Speaking of the future, as someone who’s not a huge mcu marvel movie fan(this was my first tom holland spider man movie) this movie lit a fire inside me and under my ass. I want to lock in and catch up with all the movies (not the shows ngl). I’m looking forward to the next phase, this felt like a gust of wind, a much needed deep breath to open up a new world of opportunities. <Overall I loved this, I can feel every ounce of love and care that was put into this, and it’s a showcase on why spider man is top billing, Mr. 1 of 1. Tom get ready for that Wolverine treatment buddy, #4LIFERRR

<i think it’s pretty cool that in the year 2026 as we rapidly nose dive into an aggressive era of puritan culture we are able to get such an interesting and funny sex adjacent dramedy like this side by side with a movie about how sex is outlawed except for 1 day a year <This movie is actually extremely simple to explain. It’s what happens if you let **The** **Devil Wears Prada **hook up with **Secretary **after a night out of drinking <At first this movie felt a lil unrealistic but relatable (I want my managers to hit on me sometimes you know?). Unrealistic in the sense where there’s no way Chopped Quadeca(Chudeca) was able to pull Olivia, Chase and Charli and then I really thought about it makes perfect sense < Speaking of that though, Chase, Charli, Liv hmu I am free <Overall this movie is fun, and allows for a good insight on the loser maxxing Gen Z engages in.

<the catalyst for the events of this movie being a guy losing his girl at a night club is kinda extreme. The 70s really was the wild Wild West. <Someones dad, uncle or paw paw is gonna absolutely love this movie, spiritually boomer coded <every second Alan was on the screen juiced and jug head maxxing I felt like his cycle was personally rubbing off on me < this movie isn’t bad but I’d never watch it again simply because there’s no dialogue and majority of the cast can’t act well enough for there to be no dialogue < the lil dicky look alike kept pissing me off why was he just constantly pouting and looking pitiful. < the jail hallucination scene was actually good, very relatable <didnt expect that cop to have that sleeper build, bro had cannons for arms, sheesh <this movie is like fruit cake because i actually don’t mind the plot and i enjoy the idea of a soundtrack based movie but together right here it just didn’t hit the mark for me

The ladies carried ngl, but man I eat up musicals,  I love some Greek mythology too, and i personally would never doubt my love and let that happen to her so by most metrics I am better than Orpheus