

hey it’s me gonna call you now

*“I wanna go home, I wanna listen to my Smiths CDs, and pretend I never fucking met you!”* Oh waiter, a bit of toxic yaoi for this fine Pride Month, please!

While in line for concessions, my friend said “Is this gonna be scary? I have no idea what it’s about!” and I just had to smile and nod

happy pride month to the bride, who only wanted to be bisexual and do crime <3