Amélie

no of course when someone is late it MUST mean that he was taken hostage by a gang of bank robbers who the cops chased but they got away but he caused a crash and when he came to he had lost his memory and was then picked up by an ex con who mistook him for a fugitive and shipped him to istanbul where he met some afghan raiders who took him to steal some russian warheads but their truck hit a mine at the border with tajikistan which he survived and then took to the hills and became a mujaheddin.