GoodFellas

Hey. Hey! Yeah, you. Wise guy. Look over here because I whack you. My name's Tony One-time (Because I watched this movie one time and decided I was made), and as far back as I can remember, I wanted to be a gangster. The first words out of my mouth were "Goo Goo Gabagool". I'm half-Italian, half-Irish, half-Jewish, but full-gangster. Nevah evah mess with me or my boys, if you do, you'll be sleeping with the fishes and not in the way you sleep with a woman that is not your wife, if you know what I'm saying, cocksucker. Half the city works for me, you can see them hard at work in bars, smoking and hitting on the waiters (with glass bottles). I love my grandma. Me and my buddies, we're good, a good bunch of fellas, in fact, you could even call us greatgents or decentblokes or fantasticmales or amazingsirs or tremendousbuddies or fabchappies or