Morbius

Wooooow!!!! This is pure cinema, it might be the most perfect movie ever! I can’t believe it was the first movie to reach a trillion dollars which it deserved! It was so good, I vomited my baked beans all over the theatre floor, and now I’m no longer allowed to go there again but that’s okay because now I’ve seen Morris! I will never watch another movie again, just Morpheus. Mordnibus is all I know and Jarald Lefo is now my favorite actot. I love the Mobius movie so much that I decided to pretend to be Moferus. I am now awaiting a trial for the assault and battery charges against me for being a vampier. I guess they haven’t seen Mobrios. Lame. I hope the second one comes out before I go to jail! More bius! More bius!