
High as fuck laughing my ass off imagining Jim Ross on commentary calling the kills in this movie. “Bah gawd, it’s Kane! That sick sadistic son of a bitch… he made that poor girl swallow a cellphone!”

Good looking and well paced movie but I am docking points bc I know these guys can legitimately funny and not “I can haz cheeseburger?” funny

Freddy honestly gets the best deal of anyone in this movie. He’s just chilling with the boys watching *The Texas Chain Saw Massacre *at the Home for Sexually Molested Children. That and a blunt

Officer Bow-Wow out