Madame Web

I started my day as any other. I woke up, and decided today was the day I was going to see madame web in a mall theater at noon on a Monday. I got my tickets and decided to even splurge a bit. I got myself a root beer and popcorn. All ready for the big event. And then all hell broke loose.  You know, I’m definitely not someone who I would consider a cinephile, but what the hell did I just sit thru. I decided after so many bad reviews I needed to see what it was all about. And trust me. As bad as any review might be, it’s not bad enough. I mean I could go on but just imagine a movie where the plot is lame and the characters are lame and the dialogue is lame and you don’t care at all about what was going on and the whole thing sucked. Oh god and some of the editing was terrible. What was going on with the bad guys voice? I found my eyelids closing during the final fight and had to remind myself that some people thought this was cool enough to publish in real life.  I couldn’t even wait until I got home to write this. I am still in the mall parking lot wondering how I’m supposed to just go about my day after that.