Christian Escano

This movie got everything. MILFS, stalking the girl you love, being unemployed with a college degree, lots of awkwardness moments, main dude most likely on the autism spectrum, and Simon and Garfunkel music.  This might be the movie of my life minus the MILFS and that ending. But I gotta dock points to a good movie cause there was a good scene where a “your mom” line would have fit and they didn’t do it. Also this movie is PG. Yes PG. So bring ya kids to watch this movie. Don’t question the Jumpscare of Mrs Robinson naked body and that club scene where the dancer just helicopter dem things. The movie is suitable for ya 7 year old kid.

All this could have been prevented if they let the dude get the transgender surgery. Fucking John Hopkins.

I always forget that Michael Jackson was a true Disney adult.

Sadly there was no chicken jockey. Lame