Bottoms
It's me and Matthieu, man. And 'cause he's gay and fearless, he's probably gonna fuck me without protection. Then I'm gonna get pregnant. We're gonna have to join a church. He'll be the gay pastor. MY WHOLE LIFE'S FUCKED! And yeah, sure, his sermons are good, but everybody knows he's fruity. EVERYBODY KNOWS HE'S FUCKIN' FRUITY! By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us, 'cause he knows we're both closeted, but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. And yeah, guess what? The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! He's fucking the evangelist! I don't wanna live like that. Will you come and visit us on Sundays? Please comes to visit us on Sundays?