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Spheals
@spheals
I review films by randomly giving them a rating between 2.5 and 4 and then talking about who I want to bang then i scramble to edit it because i've got their name wrong
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Heartstopper ForeverJuly 22
Cant fool me lads I saw aled in the credits I know he's around
Jurassic Park9.0July 15
Good old Sam Neill. A ride till the very end. Godspeed.
Fight ClubMay 9
Id been under the impression that Jared Leto was grown in vitro in the mid 2000s so imagine my dismay when he turned up in Fight Club, a movie that I thought was released in 1994. This is just like the cleopatra iPhone thing.
The MistApril 1
Took him way longer to decide to leave the Hell Spider Pharmacy than it did to shoot his son in the face huh. No the ending fucks actually yall are cowards.