Bugonia
i couldn’t decide on one quip so here’s a few:
2025 continues to be plagued by unnecessary sex scenes
bro trained for months just to succumb to perfectly executed rage bait in the first conversation
clue style endings where there’s 3 versions; the one we got, one where teddy makes it to the ship, and another where she’s not an alien
it’s too late. i’ve already depicted myself as the chad andromedon and you as the easily tricked earthlings
** side note, the score was great