Almost Famous

If Stillwater had 1,000,000 fans, I would be one of them. If Stillwater had 100,000 fans, I would be one of them. If Stillwater had 10,000 fans, I would be one of them. If Stillwater had 1,000 fans, I would be one of them. If Stillwater had 100 fans, I would be one of them. If Stillwater had 1 fan, it would be me. If Stillwater had 0 fans, that means I’m dead.