Valmont
Notes I took while watching this movie:
“How old did you say she was” “Fifteen, you monster” ew, like ew.
“She’s so cute, I can’t even be jealous” nah, I’d cut his head clean off.
“laughs of course, I don’t love you” then the guy jumps in the lake to drown, like that was a reaction to a rejection (everybody just drowns, that was the funniest thing).
The whole plot being Valmont needing to take Cecile’s virginity is crazy “you want me to seduce a little girl” WHAT.
“Monsieur Valmont, you simply don’t understand women” preach girl, preach.
“Would that make you jealous” “Not really” bro getting rejected upon rejections.
I hate to watch Cecile cry, not cause it pains me, she’s just annoying to look at.
That was the most erotic place I’ve ever seen.
Not only did the music teacher bring his harp, he also has a sword.
What a fckn loser, he wrote her song, and even corrected her while making her play it, no way, he’s never getting laid.
Let me tell you, the opponent that stood behind the music teacher in the fencing practice thing, was SO HOT.
“I can barely recognize you, look at her, how can you resist” maybe because she’s fifteen and that’s disgusting.
When he started touching her legs I were screaming at the TV.
He just got rejected so instead he molested a child.
“Almost as disruptive as a mother ruining her daughters life” sick burn.
I love through this entire movie the mom is like, no way in hell will you marry a guy you actually love and who is closer to your age, I know what is best for you, so instead marry this fifty year old creep.
Little red riding hood is so adorable, the whole market scene, I feel in love and yet felt so bad cause I knew Valmont would leave her.
The music teacher (can’t remember his name well enough to write it) wears the same goddamn outfit all the time.
The not knocking on the door, but scratching it seems so weird to me, like what’s with the weird paw thing.
“Will you love me” “Do you want me to lie to you” nooo, this broke my heart, I could cry, she is so cute and so naive, Valmont needs to be beheaded.
I need the full story of Valmont and Madame ASAP.
No that’s sick, the music teacher, that honestly came as a surprise, I don’t know why, I know she’s a whore and crazy.
When Valmont took his glove off I thought he was gonna flip the guy off.
And to no one’s surprise, of course did Valmont die, like no shit, he was never gonna win that, he was never gonna win a fight with anyone.
Not Cecile being pregnant.
I don’t understand, why is the king at their wedding.