Saw it unprepared in cinema and cried my eyes out I wasn't expecting him being in Take That (I forgot okay?!) And then they hit me with drugs and suicide
I feel like I'm unfair to this movie because little me never wanted to watch it Like Snatch... Which was a biiig mistake already
I remember I instantly loved this movie and it went directly into my comfort movies
He's fine and I choose to believe he did nothing wrong ever in his life and they really just gaslighted him the whole time
<p>Rated this 3,5 after watching because I was pissed I didn't get that he killed her because he looked ubder his shoes for blood</p>
Saw a tiktok saying Monica Belucci stapling herself together to Tragedy by the BeeGees was the hottest thing and decided to watch it Wasn't disappointed at all
I thought I watched some of this before but turns out whatever I was thinking about was from another movie Probably the second one But after watching this one my motivation to watch another has dropped dramatically
If anyone ever tells me I just rated this low I'm gonna rub my 4 star review of Meine Frau, die Spartaner und ich in their fucking face
This was oddly satisfying even tho it's french
This 15yo is highkey murdering people for mostly no good reasons and noone says anything? Queen
Neil Lewis said the old one is better but I doubt the old was has young and already hot Jeff Goldblum
I had unnecessarily high expectations for this and therefore got disappointed by everything but his pretty blue eyes
This is the hot kind of Bill's freaky roles which I very much like Opposed to the scary freaky ones that traumatise me
First time I watched a movie just for Brad Obsession wise Not in general I've watched a lot of movies for him before actually
They just unnecessarily tried to destroy my post-endgame heart But I was somewhat too pissed at the downgrade of marvel movies that I luckily managed to only barely cry
I was so unprepared to how cute he'd look in this And I saw the edits But nothing could've prepared me
Why'd he treat a sad war movie like a modelling job Not judging just asking Big fan
<p>As this list is private this is a safe space to say that I either didn't get the plottwist or it really wasn't that insane<br />Like I'm not even sure if people talk about her head being in the box or about him shooting Kevin...<br />Like what the fuck else would be in a head shaped box of a serial killer? And what would you do if someone put ur girl's head in a box and u incidentally held a gun in ur hands? I mean it's already little surprising because mostly movie people don't do shit like that but it's literally the only right thing to do<br />I'm pretty sure I didn't know what was in the box before but I saw the scene before on tiktok and I knew about the movie but when they brought up the box I instantly thought her head's gonna be in there <br />And for the end I really hoped he'd shoot him and then he actually did and I was like Huh nice but THAT'S IT<br />He was cute tho</p>
I started watching this fucking years ago and only watched like the last 40 minutes this time Considering it's not exactly a masterpiece it stuck to me extremely because I remembered I stopped at the mall scene Like I didn't skip through it and went Oh there it was but I actually knew
Nothing of more than mild relevance happens but beautiful shots of Brad and space In that order
I was really confused when I found out this wasn't older then Ocean's 11 but actually came out after all 3
Again I had unnecessarily high expectations but was so disappointed I instantly deleted the second part with this one
<p>His pretty face gaslit me into believing him he wasn't the killer<br />I mean he wasn't but if he was I still would've fallen for it</p>
Tbh I was on tiktok most of the time but for a reason The reason being it was boring af
How is a movie about baseball statistics that good? Also I got that Puma shirt hehe
This felt like one of these old western shows Like it was sooo long But somehow not that boring
I'm not mad just confused Why is he on the cover and listed 4th place of the actors? It's a smaller supporting role
Oddly satisfying to watch a movie character put their gun in their pants and it falling straight through Like that's the realism I'm looking for in movies
It started out awesome and then slowly got more boring I mean it was still very good but I liked the specifically party scene in the beginning and in general everything until butterfly soo much that the rest just couldn't keep up
I liked it Somehow a lot of people didn't Which I don't understand Because this is totally a movie and lot of people like
I mean I thought it was about racism and it was but in such a different fucking way
Surprised by how good this actually was I would've watched this for way less but nice that I actually liked it
<p>I was like shit he's a Nazi<br />I can't like a Nazi<br />But then he smiled and I decided he probably got peer pressured into joining them and is actually fine</p>
I can't begin to describe how confused and disappointed I was when I found out this wasn't about two ex besties who are now on different teams The movie was still good but I was expecting some betrayed drama with a little to very much gay subtext
Nothing happened The one guy was really nice to the cars Noone had personality
U can see the direction this is going But he made some big ass upgrades with Snatch
<p>Jensen made me believe he was innocent to the point it was really 50/50 for me who's the killer</p>
Was this fucking close to delete the Aufnahme when the first person I saw was mf Justin Bieber
I mean cool But I didn't get where this was Homer which pissed me off
Noone told me he can sing Why has this never been even brought up after this?
As a kid I saw a few minutes of this (I think when they find and shoot Kevin Bacon) and decided that it's too early considering the dark af theme but I was somehow convinced that this movie is probably really good and I'll watch it at some point and like it I was right
Pretty boring but I still kinda liked it and I think there might be other reasons beside Brad's lethal face card
Idk which one is more boring I'm afraid I'd switch channels to Big Brother if I tried to watch the third one
WTF Cannot blame her tho (obviously it's not her fault but yk what I mean) I'd do the same fucking thing with the difference that I'd know it was anything but okay
<p>It's like Thelma and Louise as a romcom except it isn't but ut totally is</p>
They should've tried to fix their boring ass plot by making them gay simps for each other Probably would've worked Or they should've let Brad sneak in a few lines to snatch (hehe) his sag card Would've immensely upgraded it
I mean both were cute but I wish she would've chosen the money And the leg thing was so unserious it actually annoyed me and disturbed the immersiveness
I had to make myself sit through this after the enthusiasm of spotting Brad in his I think first ever movie role faded
Wanted so long to finally watch it and it was decently good which I expected
I wonder if they saw him and realised how big a shame it was to not show his face in literally every frame he's in Like it's unrealistic to the point of never ever would anyone look at him and think yeah cover the fuck up
Selten hab ich bei einem Film so geheult Ich dachte legit ich muss gleich kotzen
I mean I've only watched the Nolan movies and the Lego Batman which are all really good But this just couldn't keep up
I thought it was the movie where the birds fall from the sky because it's the day the earth stood still bit turns out that's die Reise zum Mittelpunkt der Erde
With all the celebrity gossip I sometimes forget how good he is as an actor
This was like fury but without the weird propaganda vibe but with a crazy plottwist Which I kinda but only kinda saw coming and those are my favs
I watched this because tiktok said everyone in this is incredibly hot which was right so I cannot really be disappointed
Like the 3rd (?) Equalizer movie but with less plot but one pretty cool sex scene
Wtf Johhny? I've never wished Johnny's character would die before and I'm pissed that this movie made me wish for exactly that
<p>Why was the beginning so fucking long?<br />I mean the last like 30 minutes were decent <br />The songs were cool<br />But what made me rate this 4 instead of 3,5 was eventually that I have a thing for overconfident evil vampires</p>
War bei wow und actually ganz funny<br>Idk warum der auf Englisch Novocaine heißt tho
<p>Eigentlich wollte ich für mein Vampirseminar morgen Interview mit einem Vampir gucken, aber die Aufnahme hab ich wohl mal gelöscht<br />Der hier stand aber auch auf der Liste und der war ganz cute bis auf den Fakt dass sie so 200 ist und sich random an so nen 12 jährigen ranmacht…<br /></p>
The red cloak was so iconic<br>Also Herbert is such a gay icon
Papa hat versucht, mir einzureden, dass ich den kenne, aber ich kannte halt echt nur so die 15 Minuten zwischendrin, an die ich mich auch erinnern konnte
I feel kinda guilty for not wanting to watch this for the longest time I'm gonna continue doing the exact same thing with <i>Das Boot</i> tho
Not gay enough and I totally expected something else Idk what but not Thelma and Louise as gay cowboys in Bolivia with the same ending Which is that they obviously make it out unscathed and confess their love after saving each other's lives
I knew I had to wait till 1h15 which was not exactly good because I didn't pay attention before that at all So I understood like nothing Someone (like 2 or three guys) killed themselves (because of main guy?), he cheated on his wife with a coworker even tho both of them were wayyy too hot for him and then he got Brad as camera guy because all his work friends hated him by that point?
Das mit dem Horizont scheint wichtig zu sein Aber wessen celebrity crush ist denn bitte Jesus???
I know that's not the point but why was he literally just in a random suburban forest rhe whole time?
I didn't expect much but here I am: mf disappointed The dialogue was so bad he was probably so embarrassed that he had to make Avengers extra perfect to covers that shit up
I wonder if or rather how long they seriously thought about allowing him to say "My name is Hunt. Ethan Hunt." and if he was pouting for days on end which would be funny af
Instead of doing that weird actual impossible kicking up the gun scene he should've just faked fainting and picked it up Also I didn't think there could be more useless annoying motorcycle racing in a movie than in <i>Dark Side of the Sun </i>but turns out I was wrong, the first ⅓ of it was really fucking kinda hot tho
That Musgrave guy was SO gay for Ethan and I can't even blame him even tho they cut his hair short again
That Tony reference... I can't It was so obvious already and then he talked and I was like: They didn't! and started giggling every time he was on screen because it was sooo funny
Up until the fourth one I was really hyped because they kept getting better but now I'm afraid the fourth one was peak, this fifth one was ok, but I'm currently halfway through the sixth and not even Henry Cavill could get me to finish it yesterday
Okay, the end was kinda cool ngl But the entire first half was incredibly boring somehow Henry Cavill was hot tho and relatable af because he was constantly pissed of that he turned around and that mf was still alive
At least it was pretty and purple Although I never know how to act when seeing people's butts in movies Well not every movie can be Ocean's or Out of Sight not even if you get George Clooney for the main part again Also I think I googled this as a child because I wanted to call something in a story this way but then creatively changed it to Soralis, or maybe it was a car called Solaris idk
Nach <i>Evolution</i> ist das wohl der Film für den ich am längsten gebraucht habe Hab den schon mehrfach angefangen und immer so nach ⅔ schlapp gemacht Hab den jetzt auch nur aufgenommen und ab da geguckt wo mir nichts mehr bekannt vorkam Richtig verstanden hab ich ihn jetzt auch nicht aber mich beschleicht das Gefühl dass das auch einfach am plot gelegen haben kann
About when that fucker told Ryan he's firing him I thought he's gonna threaten George to snitch on him because he fucked and impregnated a 20yo intern. But then he didn't and I was disappointed but then he did and it was incredibly fascinating Also the end where he didn't say something evn tho u totally thought he would was annoying at first but then it hit me that that's the message Not plottwist at the end, politics really is like that Also I'd totally vote for both of them and I really want both of them to run for president but only if they manage to keep making awesome movies like this ALSO I really like the Caesar reference that is the title That's probably because the Roman empire literally is my Roman empire
This looks like he just filmed random moments when he felt lonely in hotel rooms, airports and other random places and tried really hard to make it into an edgy short which didn't work but was good enough to put it beneath his annual blog dump
Maybe I didn't understand it but what was that? I had to up the velocity on a 4 min Youtube video... As I said not every movie can be Ocean's
Great now I'm pissed I don't think Edward Norton is hot
Why is he on the cover? Like srsly I get it for The big short but in 1988 he was just some cute af actor He had like 5 minutes of screen time At best And I'm pissed
Nearly didn't continue watching after being fed up after 30 minutes and watching Once upon a time in Hollywood instead But then Robert Downey Jr. came to save my day (breakfast time)
"The opera is astonishing. The music is fraught with love, hate... sensuality, and unbridled passion. All the things in my life I've managed to suppress." is the most accurate description of Harker's character ever
Null Überblick The characters didn't have any characters They went for Maverick but got nothing Sooo much US propaganda and in the worst way possible
I mean I get what they were going for but why didn't they make it make sense? Like he literally did nothing and everyone (including himself ) out of absolutely nowhere acted like he made a huge af mistake Also what where Brad's and Javier Bardem's characters there for? I seriously don't know I didn't get shit, nothing happened and they killed one of the poor cheetahs and Brad (cool scene tho)
I'm so confused but way too bored to find out why (maybe because I was on tiktok from about minute 45)
That wasn't the jungle one I thought it was I'd bet good money that his fits inspired Cliff Booth's character design
Surprisingly there even was plot Didn't expect that Not related to the spider tho, they made it, lost it, it ate people and then they called the airforce with napalm which actually works first try Didn't expect that too
Idk what his problem was or anyone's problem in general Music was good but not good enough to make up for the boredom i just had to sit through
At one point the girl boss character said Wie oft wollt ihr Amerikaner noch den selben Fehler machen? und James Franco so So oft es nötig ist and every American probably felt that
They made him look like just some guy and I'm genuinely mad about it But there were cute dinosaurs and pretty af volcano edits But I didn't get shit Also why was this so blatantly obviously about religion for no reason whatsoever? Also why Sean Penn and what's with the beginning/ending?
He was so hot but the movie was so boring Like Ryan Gosling can't make me like Jazz, Brad can't make me like fishing Lalaland is a banger movie tho This not so much But I loved the part were they took a pic for his tinder of him and his fish
I literally cannot think about that being real for too long Good movie tho
Hehe wow Also cool movie Better than Top Gun and definitely way better than Days of Thunder and it's not because I don't like Cruise
From TV guy by day and CIA assassin by night and George's directing debut I expected more Also why did I find out this guy was half a documentary only after spending money on it??? But 3,99€ for about two seconds of Brad in a bad haircut is okay, I mean his part is Bachelor Brad and I knew it wasn't much so yeah Also why does the mustache lowkey look good on Clooney?
The American guy saying Hallo Hitler, I want to surrender in the thickest German accent killed me For a short moment I was afraid this was gonna be a whole ass movie instead of the 9 minutes I was expecting because the DVD titled it kompletter Film Glad it was the 9 minutes
Knew he was evil since he carried uo the lamp and his beautiful wife had to carry literally everything else
Nothing really happened except the literal title and I expected something idk different but it was kinda beautiful in its own tragic way and it was soo pretty Left me with a sad af feeling and I'm pretty certain I would've cried my eyes out had I seen in in cinema because of his personal destiny and legacy
So glad the used the song because I got it stuck in my head every damn time I scrolled past this movie Which was more than u think But I have one major issue with this movie: HOW CAN YOU choose McNotYetDreamy over Brad in the late 80s or just in general??? Even Meredith would've done the right thing
Casey's character was insanely relatable but this was nowhere near as good as Wolfs which I didn't expect but it wasn't even close Vibed tho
Not enough Johnny, Willem Dafoe died too early and SINCE UH WHEN was Charlie Sheen that hot?!
But why? Like I get it because of the money? But why is everyone so stupid? On side is too stupid to steal money and the other side is too stupid to notice Also why the fuck is it 3,5h long?
This somehow felt just as long as Killers of the Flower Moon Cuter tho
Kinda wild to watch a movie with the director being present Film Talk SAE Bochum
I was tricked into this by a really hot Lee Pace edit but his face was barely in the movie geschweige denn his six-pack That's not the inly reason, I wanted to watch it before Also the whole scene with the hot dog guy was so Fight Club coded. I mean the soap making, the anticapitalist blabla and the insane product placement. Hello? The ending was kinda off tho
I watched them like they watched their hot neighbours Hate to admit it but she absolutely ate with this one Also he's insanely cute and adorable and have I mentioned cute in this one Him turning over her glasses was the most relatable thing I've seen in a while Maybe except for her letting him hug her like her entire sanity depended on it Because same
For being on the cover it definitely wasn't enough Hannibal But I really like Mads so it's okay
I'm just gonna act as if the movie actually showed how Brad & Cate helped the boy and then got Amelia a green card Also what did the makeup department do? Cate looked absolutely flawless and Brad, well bot as good as the next year in Ocean's 13, they're still so hot together I can't
Huh First of all Frank is a better man than I could ever be, like if I got the chance to bang Holli Would I would Also that name is cool af But if I fucked a cartoon character into reality and she starts becoming 2d again my first thought would be to do it again This was probably the most random movie I've ever seen because what were all those side characters doing all the time But I've no finally seen every movie with Brad in a credited role that isn't himself or narrator or something (plus a few where he's an extra) in one year Kinda proud and it was so worth it Now excuse me I have to rank all of his movies by quality and fuckability because I've been waiting to do this since fucking April
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