Sydney Conger

The concept of kidnapping a bunch of orphans and teaching them Nirvanas Smells like Teen Spirit and then executing them to Blitzkrieg bop so it’s the last thing they’ll ever hear

Me when Shakespeare falls victim to the surprise pregnancy trope

I want you to want me to me I NEED YOU TO NEED ME

Honestly you put ke’anu reeves and Steve Martin into any movie and I am SAT