Materialists

Where was the tension??? Where was the conflict????? The pacing of this movie was all over the place like girl this could've been an email. Also who calls their main characters harry Lucy and John - in what world have harry Lucy and John interacted But like why have u spent the whole movie developing Lucy as this set in stone woman who is adamant about what she wants, all for her to throw it away in the last 10 minutes I don't get it. Also it's so superficial, everyone in this movie are fake bitches, nobody was a genuine friend. Now Dakota's hair is probably the only good thing about this movie, can we talk about how Dakota is the only person without a lace front in this movie, insanity. But why does everyone care about height too ???? Like that felt wayyyy too dwelled upon as well. I liked the comparisons between cavemen and modern day but God this movie was lowkey bullshit like I felt nothing about it when I left it was just a blank, 1hr 57 of mediocrity. Hell the adverts were more emotional than this movie, definitely not my greatest cinema watch for sure because none of the characters felt like real people and none of the relationships felt developed at all, the only realistic thing about this movie is that New York is expensive as shit and Chris Evans is fine as fuck even with his wig sticking up. Taliah out 🎤🫳 Ps Justice for Sophie L ✊