The Babysitter

This movie is giving me MAJOR Scott Pilgrim vibes with the editing styles and such. The "What the fuck" text across the screen and the character introductions are killing me but I actually love them so much I think they're so cool, I love partially animated edited films. It's like if Scott Pilgrim met cult activities. I also think the camera angles are just so cool, like I really loved the camera angle from the perspective of Cole, I think it really helps you understand where he's coming from in the situation although I think it definitely should have been used later on in the film. Also just love the shaky camera quality as it makes it feel more handheld and in the moment. I actually can't stand the amount of needles in this film though. Like genuinely throw up in my mouth a little bit, I hate needles sm.. I do NOT appreciate the solid 20 second scene with them taking Cole's blood that ACC made me dizzy. I'm also not a fan of the way they portray 14 year olds, I feel like they made Cole so childish for being 14 and they made the bully guy so mature for being 14 and I just don't think it makes sense. Melanie also just doesn't seem 14, I feel like she has the voice of an 18 year old in a 14 year old's body and it's such a weird experience. (Okay apparently he's 12 but istg they said he was 14 earlier..) I do love Samara Weaving in this film though, she's so fine.. it does sound a bit weird hearing her with an American accent like hg bring the Australian back.. I also do appreciate that before all the weird cult stuff happened, there was an actual normal relationship between the babysitter and the teenager like I swear to god in every film there's always such a weird relationship between a babysitter and a 14 year old child.. I have just realised though, John, Sonya, Bee, Allison and Max are literally just Matt, Emily, Sam, Jess and Mike from Until Dawn I fear 💔💔 SORRY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING?? I swear the scene where John gets pushed off the upstairs bannister was also in Fear Street: Prom Queen.. like exact camera angles and all.. This movie is actually the most overkill horror film I have ever seen in my entire life but it is actually the funniest thing ever. Local what do you mean Sonya got blown up TWICE?? Also she's so real for being more concerned about her nails than her fingers when they got caught in the mouse traps. "Did you just blow up Sonya? 🤨" Hearing the actor of Fred Jones say all of this is ACTUALLY killing me. Fym Fred from scooby doo is telling people he has a big dick. No he's not 😭 WHY IS HE NOW DEFENDING COLE WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING ANYMORE This is ironically the best film I've ever watched cuz WHAT is happening The fucking dialogue is this film. Whoever wrote this was a genius omd 😭😭 I genuinely thought Melanie was abt to turn around to this bitch and confess she was evil for like 5 minutes because the set up was so there. I love Allison guys she's easily the best character and I refuse to change my mind like what a diva like Bella Thorne did such a good job with her.