Gracie Anderson

I would give this half a star but Ke Huy Quan did the best he could with awful source material. I appreciate the effort but please hire a better manager. Why would you put someone in a fridge, and then proceed to throw the fridge? Have they seen Indiana Jones??? Fridges can survive nukes.

Excuse the mess. I, uh... I haven't had the heart to clean since my wife died. My condolences. How did she pass? Great, 50 yards easy. Arm like a cannon... and then, she died. So we'll never know if she'd go pro. She was the sweetest woman I've ever known. She sounds like a saint. Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er. We would have been happy with any team, really... anyone but the Browns.

Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you. You are being a cheer-tator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass. Ily Kirsten Dunst