Angel Hernandez

If you like silent hill, you will hate this. If u don’t, it still sucks alot. After all the blasphemy of somehow trying to make James into a rough around the edges lover boy and blame this fake ass cult on Mary’s sickness, the most offensive thing still manages to be Maria’s fuck ass wig.  The pacing was so bad and the effects were good for maybe like 2 scenes total. God this made me mad

Adapting the second act of Wicked as a separate movie was always gonna be a challenge, but I think this is close to the best way they could’ve done it. Everyone is comfortable in their characters and the world is so firm in its identity. I can give or take with the new songs but I did kinda like the bubble metaphor with Glinda. Also sobbed and threw up to ‘For Good’.  Opp List: Loser ass Nessa. Incel ass Boq. Bitch ass Lion. And Michelle Yeohs vocal cords.

Two new genders just dropped!!! Slob Cunt Mom and Dumb Ape!

Soooooo much potential, that cold opening had my jaw on the ground. But after the perspective is changed, it kinda all falls apart. We spent so much time with the lost sister that having to follow the new sister is just nowhere near as interesting. There’s some good moments! However, the ending felt super rushed and clunky and became less scary in a horror movie way and more like b movie footage. The premise, marketing and acting in this movie are all highlights I just wish it was a little longer and little tighter. (Many such cases)