

Toilet paper shortage during pandemic❌ Condom shortage during sex night✅💯🔥

Missed opportunity to call this one Spider-Man: Brand New Home. I mean, between him living in a new apartment and briefly spending the night at Punisher’s place, that’s two new homes in the same movie🤷♂️

When is Ned’s Spidey tracking app dropping on App Store??

🎵 The Spidey Jean is not my lover 🎶