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are you ready kids? aye aye capt’n! i cant hear you! aye aye capt’n! ohhh who goes through a wall in a furniture store? bobby kat mary clark!

how tf he get the nickname “pretty”

using ‘so i woke up’ to start my stories now to ragebait

so a librarian and a historian walk into a diner. pls don’t ask me how they got there.