Valentine Miller

Oh my god where do I fucking begin with this. I found this on Tubi by pure chance and thought I might as well give it a go, I liked Crackoon well enough so why not this? An hour and a half later and I'm not sure what the fuck I witnessed, but I loved it at the same time. I don't even know how to fucking explain this. If you want something serious, this is not for you. This is best enjoyed high, as my fellow watcher said. You will have the time of your life and laugh harder than ever before, but you too will not be able to explain wtf you just witnessed.

My god where do I begin with this movie. I decided to give it a chance when I saw it on Tubi, I figured that since I'd found some decent movies on there before, why not? Let's go over the issues. Actual production: The production of this movie was just awful. Within the first ten minutes there are two scenes in which we are supposed to see something, a supposed person watching them in the ruins, and then in a…