willow

you know what would be nice? getting a sequel over ten years later. kiss kiss bang bang but again and, dare i say, slightly better. > *“you were in the pool?!”* > *”yeah.”* > *”why?”* > *”i had to question the mermaids! what were you doing while i was working?”*> >

woaaahhhh children’s nursery rhymes are scaarrryyyyy what a new and exciting concept. a film made to be watched from a dirty laptop with headphones on whilst you’re scrolling on your phone.  > *“teehee. the undertone?”* > *”yes.”* > *”you shouldn’t have called out to her.”* > *”…wh- who?”* > *”abyzou. she waits in the tenth file, at the witching hour.”*

we propose a better film: bears vs aliens, the giant machine probe (that just so happens to be covered in honey from walking into a bee nest) wandering around the scenic backdrop of colorado bumps into an army of bears of all species and creed that have come together to fend off the alien incursion. also this film was bad. > *“thermodynamics, motherfucker.”*

teenagers in the 60s really had it all when it came to travelling didn’t they? i can’t wait for my summer holiday, if only it had cliff richard in a mesh shirt too…  > *“do you call everybody charlie?” > **“only the people i like.“*