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House
╭┈➤ "ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ." ༄.°
⟢ house md rips open the messy guts of what it means to be human. it’s not about neat diagnoses or quick fixes. it’s about people broken in ways no medicine can heal. House is a genius fueled by pain, bitterness, and addiction, dragging everyone around him into the storm he can’t escape. He’s ugly (no, he's gorgeous, actually), stubborn, and often unbearable—but you see every scar he’s trying to hide, even when he won’t admit it. the team around him? they’re just as raw—clawing for meaning, battling their own demons, and sometimes breaking themselves to hold it together. the writing doesn’t sugarcoat anything. it digs into failure, loneliness, and the dark edges of morality with a brutal honesty that’s rare on tv. this show doesn’t offer clean resolutions because real life doesn’t have them. it’s uncomfortable, heartbreaking, and brutally beautiful in how it shows people who save lives but can’t save themselves. that’s why it’s 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁. these are real people to me. real people with real feelings. also, i saw an edit of house opening wilson's door, like every clip of it throughout the show, and oh.my.fucking.god.
⟢ this show has been a part of my life for 4 months. this show tore me apart, pulverized me into bits, and rebirthed me as a new being. this show is gonna stay with me for the rest of my life. i dont think i've ever watched anything like this—like, yes, it's the usual formulaic episodes: they choose the case of the week, rules out a diagnosis right away, gives the treatment which results in the patient having seizures or throwing/coughing up blood, repeats the cycle 3 more times, uncovers the patient's lies, house has a medical epiphany after staring longingly into wilson's eyes, and finally, turns out the patient has underwater skunk herpes or something...and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson. but, out of nowhere (well, not nowhere, usually the season finale or somewhere in the middle) there are these absolute fucking masterpieces, man. like, it genuinely leaves me in awe every time. and, it's been 2 days since i finished this show, but i'm still not over the ending, like, WHAT do you mean he faked his fucking death and ran off with wilson to spend his remaining fucking months with him. WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNN like words actually could not describe how i'm feeling right now.
⟢ anyway, here's my ranked: (pls don't attack me)
જ⁀➴ ♡ top 10 episodes from the 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 !!
1. house's head (1)
2. wilson's heart (2)
3. broken
4. no reason
5. three stories
6. help me
7. everybody dies
8. simple explanation
9. euphoria I
10. euphoria II
જ⁀➴ ♡ fav 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 !!
1. season four
2. season five
3. season six
4. season two
5. season seven
6. season eight
7. season three
8. season one
જ⁀➴ ♡ top 10 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 !!!
1. greg house (duh)
2. james wilson
3. lisa cuddy
4. remy "thirteen" hadley
5. robert chase
6. allison cameron
7. amber volakis
8. lawrence kutner
9. eric foreman
10. chris taub
જ⁀➴ ♡ fav episodes in 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 !!
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞:
➷ 1. E21 Three Stories (no shyt)
➷ 2. E20 Love Hurts
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨:
➷ 1. E20 Euphoria (1)
➷ 2. E24 No Reason
➷ 3. E17 All In
➷ 4. E08 The Mistake
➷ 5. E07 Hunting
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞:
➷ 1. E12 One Day, One Room
➷ 2. E17 Fetal Position
➷ 3. E18 Airborne
➷ 4. E09 Finding Judas
➷ 5. E04 Lines in the Sand
➷ 6. E24 Human Error
➷ 7. E16 Top Secret
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫:
➷ 1. E15 House's Head (1)
➷ 2. E16 Wilson's Heart (2)
➷ 3. E11 Frozen
➷ 4. E10 It's a Wonderful Lie
➷ 5. E03 97 Seconds
➷ 6. E01 Alone
➷ 7. E05 Mirror Mirror
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞:
➷ 1. E20 Simple Explanation
➷ 2. E09 Last Resort
➷ 3. E19 Locked In
➷ 4. E06 Joy
➷ 5. E04 Birthmarks
➷ 6. E08 Here Kitty
➷ 7. E05 Lucky Thirteen
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐱:
➷ 1. E21 Help Me
➷ 2. E16 Lockdown
➷ 3. E01 Broken (Part I / II)
➷ 4. E20 Baggage
➷ 5. E09 Wilson
➷ 6. E13 5 to 9
➷ 7. E10 The Down Low
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧:
➷ 1. E07 A Pox on Our House
➷ 2. E22 After Hours
➷ 3. E18 The Dig
➷ 4. E23 Moving On
➷ 5. E13 Two Stories
➷ 6. E15 Bombshells
➷ 7. E11 Family Practise
➷ 8. E05 Unplanned Parenthood
➷ 9. E01 Now What?
➢ 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭:
➷ 1. E19 The C-Word
➷ 2. E22 Everybody Dies
➷ 3. E20 Post Mortem
➷ 4. E21 Holding On
➷ 5. E11 Nobody's Fault
➷ 6. E12 Chase
➷ 7. E13 Man of the House
➷ 8. E01 Twenty Vicodin
જ⁀➴ ♡ fav 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 !!!
➳ 1. S5E19 Locked In
➳ 2. S3E12 One Day, One Room
➳ 3. S4E11 Frozen
➳ 4. S3E4 Lines in the Sand
➳ 5. S8E08 Body & Soul
➳ 6. S8E02 Transplant








