Waffle the Big

Could I have more shitty needle drops please? Maybe some more mindless corporate ad placement? Maybe more CGI could help? I was expecting not a good quality movie but at least a fun one, and now I'm gnashing my teeth and I feel the overwhelming urge to go kick a puppy.

This would've been the perfect martial arts movie if I wasn't made privy to all of Taratino's fetishes during its runtime

Best bad movie to ever do it (loved it)