Kick-Ass
The movie Kickass, based on popular comic book Kickass, follows a guy who becomes Kickass and its pretty kick ass. Enough of that nonsense and back to the usual. Kickass is a cautionary tale about why you should not hide your secret identity and act like a gay dude in front of a baddie. Nothing else is cautionary because our main character Dave starts to be a winner in life after he becomes a superhero. Kickass has no powers except for having a slight pain tolerance after being hit with the combo of doom and despair (stabbed and hit by a car). Kickass kicks ass and gets popular for it he has a ton of myspace friends and he meets two other superheroes Big Diddy and Hitgirl who is like 10 years old. This 10 year old girl brutally murders a ton of drug dealers and thats when final boss McLovin has to step in. McLovin becomes a hero named Red Mist (what a made up dumb fucking fairy tale name) and becomes friends with the asskick, but I think he wanted him sexually. Big Diddy does some more Big Diddy shit and McLovin rats him out which leads to the Big Diddy dying. Kickass takes the mantle of Big Diddy after getting his (kick)ass saved by the 10 year old girl by taking the jet pack gatling gun and shoving it up McLovins dads workers assholes. McLovins dad also gets blown to smithereens by Kickass with a bazooka from the big diddy god rest his soul.