
i have short nails for three reasons, im just too mysterious to tell yall which ones #żegnamyciszęwitamyniszę

i, too, would do some illegal shit for my green-eyed latina baddie carrying my child

lou and deb are fucking. that’s all.

that ain’t no best picture material, darling

baby johanna mason watched “juno” and decided to do it the god’s way, just to raise the child with her homophobic mother, her gay baby daddy, her gay baby daddy’s boyfriend, her gay baby daddy’s homophobic and narrow minded father, her actual boyfriend, her enemy’s disabled brother and her enemy’s disabled brother’s nicotine-addicted girlfriend. cool.