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It was inevitable that, as the DC Universe starts over yet again, they would pass the wobbly footsteps left by We-Just-Made-A-Franchise-Hit-Let’s-Do-It-Again-Oh-Wait-We-Forgot-About-Emotions-and-Characters juggernaut, *Thor (2011). *Here’s hoping that they pass the *Iron Man 2 (2010) *footsteps soon and that *Superman: Man of Tomorrow (2027)* is the kind of good-enough sequel that gets a permanent residency on AutoZone flatscreens permanently set to Spike TV

Got to be the plus one of a “special guest” invited to the premiere at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. The snack table was on Hitchcock’s grave. The co-author of *The Disaster Artist * sat in front of us wearing The Dude’s cardigan from *The Big Lebowski. *The guy who hosts The 1 Minute Talk Show on Instagram crashed on our blanket. He was wearing clown shoes and drank all my friend’s water