Will Rigg

**INTERSTELLAR WHO?** WE are feeling paternal over a space rock. WE are cheering when all the Beatles show up. WE are laughing like a flustered child when Ryan Gosling does that high pitched scream not once, not twice, but thrice!

HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY!!! **buaiteoir an phictiúir is fearr i ndáiríre** *WE* will be now be celebrating Michael B Jordan’s win as a prequel to St. Paddy’s

First time with the projector I got for Christmas and the sheet over the bookshelves, and I’m immediately regretting every single choice I’ve ever made since I got stuck, barely half way through, on Remus’s line of how dementors feed on the darkest memories a person has and I immediately thought about how during the 12 years he was in Azkaban, Sirius definitely had to re-experience the time in fifth year where he told Snape about Remus and thought that Remus would never talk to him again, and it got so bad that I paused the movie for a bit and had to go reread the summer after chapters just to remind myself that they got over better, only to then remember that Sirius was still framed, an Remus had to spend all those years alone because Mr. Chapman isn’t technically canon. I hate myself and am maybe blinking back tears. I could have watched CMBYN for the first time. Or Maurice. But noooo. Need gay wizard fix after the great outage of 2026

Question for the writer: How fucking high on every drug must you have been to come up with this?