The Lighthouse

**"Make the ocean caves our bed. God who hear'st the surges roll, deign to save the suppliant soul." **THE FART SCENE MADE ME CACKLE AND CHOKE ON AIR 💔 I reduced the stars bc why didn't they kiss at that one scene? sigh. This movie, in all it's aspects, is above me. The poems and prayers touched my heart and oh my god Robert fucking Pattinson and Willem Dafoe slow-dancing and whisper singing romantic songs to each other?? then straight up fighting? the whole thing felt like a porn or maybe I love the two too much. Anyway I genuinely don't feel worthy to criticize this motion picture in any way. 5 stars bye. Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!