Jordo

Drink Heineken 0.0 !

Fuck this movie fr

I imagine Owen Wilson’s process of getting into Woody Allen’s headspace played out like that episode of Curb where Jon Hamm is studying Larry, but instead of Larry David-type shenanigans, they probably went back and forth between a Chuck E. Cheese’s and a whore house while War and Peace plays on audiobook on their car rides.

Complain about a biopic all you want but the man’s life follows a three act structure perfectly