Your boy Noah

Definitely a unique setting and although I do think this film was a little too long at times, it was still enjoyable. I guess the moral of the story is violence causes more violence, so don’t plan revenge for your whole life? I was horrified when they brought up Tammany Hall and Boss Tweed, it activated memories of APUSH. Also it was strange hearing so many fake Irish accents in a movie all at the same time. They would’ve made me the sheriff of New York City, skadoosh. - Your boy Noah

This film has a special place in my heart, it truly is the film that got me into dinosaurs. Probably one of the hottest takes ever, but this is my favorite film in the Jurassic franchise. Something about the vibes of this movie give you everything you need, a bunch of action, great CGI, great score, and memorable scenes. As a kid I remember being so scared of the Indominus Rex like genuinely one of the scariest dinos ever. I don’t care what people say, Owen Grady riding a motorcycle with all the raptors was sick. The final fight between Blue and Rexy vs. the Indominus Rex was so epic, and the callbacks to the original trilogy was fire. So is this a perfect movie? Yes, I don’t care. Maybe a sore subject, but I definitely would stay at Jurassic World for vacation. I would’ve been cruisin’ in the Gyrosphere. I’m gonna do the Chris Pratt hand thing every time someone is doing too much, skadoosh. - Your boy Noah

Genuinely one of the best spy/thriller films of all time. People love to complain about how this movie isn’t about racing, just be quiet and watch Mater say dad-gum and do crazy spy sh*t for an hour and a half. I don’t really get the hate with Mater being the central character, yeah he was doing too much at times but like he’s genuinely a great character. While many people were hoping for a film about racing, I was seriously entertained about the spy plot and the oil conspiracy plot, because oh boy do I love a good mystery film. I really love how they brought real world environments and we got to explore more of the *Cars* universe. Tokyo, Paris, Porto Cosa, and London felt so real and lively and made me appreciate how this film took a step away from Radiator Springs. Also Finn McMissile is the goat. Real ones remember the *Cars 2* promotional Juicy Juices, skadoosh. - Your boy Noah

I thought it was a good biopic detailing Michael Jackson’s early life! I was literally vibing the entire movie, banger after banger songs, they basically played all my favorite songs. I think it would be safe to say that Michael Jackson is arguably the most popular musician of all time.  Also I’m not sure what’s the outrage with this film is about regarding the 🐘 in the room, it’s a biopic about the guy, executively produced by his family like duh of course they wouldn’t include that stuff. EDIT: After watching this, I relistened to *Thriller*, and damn that really is like the best album of all time, Mike really went 9/9. Hee hee, skadoosh. - Your boy Noah