Zoe CK

I LOVE these sets.  Adam Cooks self-introductory monologue was perfect. He’s my favorite.  THE COLORED SETS, THE COLORED OUTFITS, EACH BALLET SCENE FOR WHEN THEY DESCRIBE HER. I love the gender switch, give me more powerful rich women paying for their silly little artist guy.“He’s just not housebroken yet.” The dancing was wow, the songs meh, and the plot was pretty good if not a bit slow, but expected from a 50’s film.

I didn’t realize so many amazing famous quotes came from this. Like, “fuck me gently with a chainsaw”??? Damn. No this was hilarious. Oh my god. I never knew how funny the dialogue for this would be. Camp. Winona Ryders hair. Winona Ryders outfits. Winona Ryder PERIOD.  “When I get that feeling I need sexual healing.” Her little nightstand with different punctuation marks as handles is cute but ugly.

The costumes, the colors, the sets, the blue people??? Amazing, outstanding, it’s beautiful.How is this castle SO pretty looking. PLEASE let movies bring this all back.  “Dear husband, I’m dying now and I know you’ll need to remarry soon, but promise me you’ll only do it if she’s more beautiful than I am.”“Lmao bet, our daughter is of age right?” BRUH A whole song about how children shouldn’t marry their parents. We love an anti-incest godmother. A dress the color of the weather?A dress the color of the moon?A dress the color of the sun?THE COLORS IN THE SET.  Okay but the red horses look so cool too. I see you Halsey, “You were red and you liked me cause I was blue”  A FUCKING HELICOPTER Like, the plot is a little boring because it’s such a classic fairy tale but the visuals make up for most of it.