Zackary Smith

What the fuck Disney Truthfully, this film had some redeeming qualities, like some actually funny jokes, the wholesome friendship between Preston and Henry, and of course the incomparable Tone Loc’s performance. But I cannot in good conscience go any higher than one star for a film that contains a played-straight romance plot of… that nature.

Robert Sheehan absolutely ATE in this film. But then again, when doesn’t he?

The story was nothing to write home about (not that it’s the filmmakers fault, it is just a retelling of a preexisting story after all), but the film more than makes up for it with pure beauty and artistry. Not a single frame in this film is anything less than an intricate, detailed, enamoring, gorgeous masterpiece.

If how much I enjoyed watching a movie is the sole metric of how good that movie is, this movie did its job and then some. Had a great time. Black Terror is the GOAT