

🥹DOLORES🥹 whilst I may be bias as a dinosaur enthusiast who is just happy to see anything prehistoric, this fucking slapped I think people forget that jurassic park has never been a franchise that garnered oscar worthy performances, it’s all a bit of fun. This was the most fun I’ve had with a JW since the first one and I have no notes on the utilisation of the dinosaurs (I cried) particularly the snap moments of horror (very alien, very ripley in the tunnels) and just anything spinosaurus (I’m an enthusiast) I also want to give jonathan bailey his flowers for his little monologue about the destruction of planet earth bc that shit *finger snaps* hit This is an action-thriller for kids and I loved every minute of it #hottake

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go home old men, it’s past your bedtime