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Cast
157
Max BurkholderJohn Bennett
Alanna UbachSusan Bennett
Scott GrimesMatty Bennett
Giorgia WhighamBlaire Bennett
Seth MacFarlaneBill Clinton (uncredited)- Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice)
Penny Johnson JeraldPrincipal Bernard
Mike HenryBank Employee- Charly JordanSheila Borgwort
Marissa ShankarSarah
Ian McKellenNarrator (voice)
Milan AndersonCupcake
Shannon DeePeaches- Claire DellamarBeef Stroganoff
- Alexander G. EckertKyle
- Arthur GazarianJames
- Gail GoldbergGert Fechko
Ara HollydayAndrew
Don LakeBert
John VienerDr. Frankel
Audrey WasilewskiMuriel
Jack Seavor McDonaldClive
Chelsea DavisonBrenda- Chelsea DavisonNurse (voice)
Evan HannemannSean- Kelsey PeterjohnEmployee
Liz RichmanPolly
Walker SatterwhiteKid
Danny SmithAnesthesiologist (voice)- Dustin WayneMike
- Jacob ZelonkyDerek
Dana GouldPriest
Marc JablonRestaurant Manager
JD CullumLloyd
Chris CoppolaVideo Store Clerk
Tom CostelloCoach- Jim KaneVideo Store Clerk
Connor KeeneWaiter (Kevin)
Julie BurrisePorn Star Girl- Austin Nash ChaseBasketball Player (Hampton)
James CokerMiddle-Aged Guy
Preston GarcíaRusty- Harrison HarveyWaiter (Brad)
- Liam ManfredoniaPorn Star Guy
- Paul VatoLonely-Looking Dude
Brendan JenningsOstrich Owner
Danny JollesWill
Josh StambergProfessor Lucas Damon- Aiden ArnoldScott Hamilton Kid
- Reyna CalvilloPaige
- Damian CecereIrish Springs Announcer
Indiana ElleBelle Kid- Cash HandalBarney Kid
Dean HermansenSixteen-Year-Old Boy
Mara HernandezCollege Girl #3
Courtney LinCollege Girl #2
Sarah Jane MacKayAlana
Michael MourraBatman Kid
Romyn SmithHulk Kid
Kimberly WoodsCollege Girl #1- Erin MooreJessica
Francesca XuerebErin
Ivar BroggerFather Odell- Bobby StromDennis (voice)
- Donna MedineChoir Member
- Tracey StephensChurch Goer
Jason KravitsMr. Maynard
Paul SchackmanSandy
Charlotte Fountain-JardimBetheny Borgwort
Tim RussER Doctor
Rachael MacFarlaneOperator- Rachael MacFarlanePre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice)
- Jeff BottomsNews Anchor
Steve CallaghanPharmacy Employee- A.J. RafaelDeejay
Scott Michael CampbellBernie Bennett
Peter MaconAvery Lawrence- Michael GunningCameron
Mela LeeCandy (voice)
Julie NathansonShauna (voice)
Amanda ReaWoman in 1-900-1HOT-BUTT Commercial- Adam NavasPrison Guard
- Darrin RevitzPhone Sex Operator (voice)
Julius SharpeMr. George- Julius SharpePhone Voice (American Airlines) (voice)
- Julius SharpeWardrobe Assistant #2 (V.O.) (voice)
- Jordan JarvisBoy #1
Sam CoffeltBoy #2
Alison GoldGirl #1- Chelsea CampbellGirl #2
- Lauren QuinnParty Girl #1
- Sydney GatesParty Girl #2
- Claire DeJeanParty Girl #3
Michaela McManusCharlotte Robicheck
Ross PartridgeDavid Robicheck
Brett RickabyDr. C. Lukert
Jessica LundyArlene Goldbaum
Eve SigallElderly Woman
Brennan Lee MulliganChris
Derek MearsDral'hul
Martin KlebbaGnomish Merchant- Matt GottliebCultist
- Matthew HaddadBrent
Sebastian SchierKen- Alexander VogtWendall
Jared WernickLewis
Quinn SullivanChris' Mom
John OrrHooded Man- Andre HotchkoGus
- Dak-NavarroOgre
Eric ArtellElf Bartender
Susan SegalDemon's Mom (V.O.) (voice)- Taylor SieveStatue #1
- Natalya ZStatue #2
- Juliet FischerStatue #3
- Bella BernathStatue #4
Brooke DillmanMildred Crohn- Joe MoranWaiter
Matthew BellowsMr. Donnelly
Tom PlumleyRicky
Jordan MatlockEmployee
Nicola LamboSupervisor
Alec SulkinJurgis- Erin Elizabeth ColemanCustomer
Colin McGurkCustomer #2- Erik HylkoWardrobe Assistant
Nicholas AzarianKenneth
Damon K. SperberOther Dad
Robert DuBoisSecret Service Agent
Evan JachelskiJock #2- Spencer HuntStagehand
Ralph GarmanVoice of Stagehand (voice)
David ValdesMale Customer
Armando OrtuñoJock (uncredited)
Charlene deGuzmanEmily (V.O.) (voice)
Matthew HolcombAngry Protestor
Casey WilliamsReceptionist
Noah Kaye BentleyJoel
Sophie SwiszczCollege Girl
Asha EtchisonHalf Foot
Jen KoberGuard- Josh ArcherOfficer
Phil AbramsJudge Likins
Cali Morales69
Wilma RiveraGungina
Julie GoldmanFedEx
Jeremy RatchfordBartender
Michael Patrick McGillBar Patron
Ashley GibsonReporter
Vincent WashingtonGuy #1
Kelcey WatsonGuy #2
Elizabeth PanNurse
Ellen HaunMom- J. D. IngramNathan
Nik DodaniNimeet Farooq- Beth BerlinWaitress
Adalgiza ChermontBitch Killer
Directing
5Writing
13
Production
32- Sheila JaffeCasting
- John JacobsProducer
- Erica HugginsExecutive Producer
- Seth MacFarlaneExecutive Producer
Maria ThayerCo-Executive Producer- Gail GoldbergCasting
Jason ClarkExecutive Producer- Dana GouldCo-Executive Producer, Consulting Producer
- John VienerConsulting Producer
- Alec SulkinConsulting Producer
- Howard GriffithCo-Executive Producer
Brad WalshExecutive Producer
Paul CorriganExecutive Producer- Patrick MeighanConsulting Producer
Kirker ButlerCo-Executive Producer- Julius SharpeCo-Executive Producer
- Peter KnightCo-Executive Producer
- Andy BlitzCo-Executive Producer
Jon PollackCo-Executive Producer
Aaron LeeCo-Executive Producer, Consulting Producer- Steve JoeCo-Executive Producer
- Tom CostantinoCo-Producer, Producer
- Keith RaskinProducer
- Joy FehilyCo-Executive Producer
- Alexis WinterCasting Associate
- Lillian AwaUnit Production Manager
- Elena CrevelloCo-Executive Producer
- Chelsea DavisonCo-Executive Producer, Supervising Producer
- Alana KleimanExecutive Producer
- John WisemanCo-Producer, Producer
- David J. NavarroAssociate Producer
- Rahne KeithProducer
Camera
7Editing
6Sound
11
Norah JonesTheme Song Performance
Joel McNeelyOriginal Music Composer- Seth MacFarlaneMain Title Theme Composer, Songs
- Shawn MurphyScoring Mixer
- Walter MurphyMain Title Theme Composer, Original Music Composer
Tom OzanichSound Re-Recording Mixer- Mike McKoneSound Designer, Sound Effects Editor
- John-Thomas GravesADR Editor, Supervising Dialogue Editor
Jon GreasleySound Re-Recording Mixer, Supervising Sound Editor- Joshua AndersonProduction Sound Mixer
- Ron MellegersFoley Mixer
