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The Sarah Silverman Program
Cast & Crew
Cast
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Sarah SilvermanSarah Silverman
Laura SilvermanLaura Silverman
Jay JohnstonOfficer Jay McPherson
Brian PosehnBrian Spukowski
Steve AgeeSteve Myron
Amy HillJudge Gu
Lucy PunchSally
Tom VirtueMayor Wittels
Kristen StewartAnnouncer (uncredited)
Susan YeagleyDenise
Tig NotaroTig
Marin HinkleRose Silverman
Ken MarinoPatient
Bob OdenkirkMister Wadsworth
Victor YerridOokie
Paul F. TompkinsPaul
Jeff RossJeff
Tucker SmallwoodGod
Lindsey StoddartPeggy
Larry HankinMister Johnson
Adair TishlerYoung Laura
Masi OkaClerk
Matt BerryOwl- Matt BerrySir Corin Ashley
Ava AcresLittle Laura
Tim HeideckerFrances
Justin RoilandBlonde Craig- Justin RoilandChant Leader
Karri TurnerYoung Woman
Laura MaranoHeather Silverman / Young Sarah Silverman- Laura MaranoYoung Sarah Silverman
- BJ PorterArthur
Chris TallmanOfficer Thwidge- Chris TallmanWeatherman
Laura HayesOld Woman
Kelli Dawn HancockCrack Whore
Rachel GermaineCrack Whore
Tanjareen MartinCrack Whore
Zach GalifianakisFred Blorth- Sal IaconoNeighbor
Missi PyleScarlett Lacey
Joanna SanchezNurse
Rachael HarrisSchool Teacher
Mike IvyHomeless Mike
Jill TalleyPatty Jenkins- Jill TalleyThe Ghost
Jimmy KimmelJoan the Dispatcher
Jeff Bryan DavisCrying Boyfriend- Jeff Bryan DavisD.A.
- Jeff Bryan DavisWaiter
Fred StollerTaser Cop
Stanley UllmanOfficer- Akia TeschnerRainbow
- Todd BishopNSA Agent
Brian CarpenterJudge- Justine DorseyAmber
- Abed GheithTerrorist
Kate FreundMargaret- Kate FreundWhitney
- Jon SchroederJim Jenkins
Jonathan KimmelBob- Jonathan KimmelHomeless Blind Willy Joe
- Jonathan KimmelPageant Host
Melinda HillJoyce
Ron LynchDoctor- Ron LynchDr. Lynch
Brad GrunbergFat Boyfriend
Jon HammCable Guy
Eddie PepitoneEddie Pepitone
Candace BrownNatalie
Eve BrennerMrs. Ramstack- David Earl WatermanBomb Squad Leader
- David Earl WatermanVVAP Officer
- Christian WhitneyLeukemia Child
Carrie AizleyCarol- Eric MarsegliaEric
- Steve O'DonnellPastor
Chris RomanoMale Cheerleader- Chris RomanoStencil
Kurt SchollerJo-Jo- Kurt SchollerMale Cheerleader
- Johnnie WalkerGenerator
Ellerine HardingMailwoman- Gary GreenbergGarry L. Greenburg
Alex DésertEugene
Beth TapperGrace Bradley
Henriette MantelMiddle-Aged Woman- G. Ja Nee' DavisChurch Choir
- Tony WilkinsChurch Choir
Karen Y. McClainKaren McClain- Karen Y. McClainLarge Woman
Norma JeanBlack-Faced Sarah Supporter- Dennis HillBailiff
- Paul E. RaffMorgan Freeman Type
Ngaio BealumOnlooker- Ngaio BealumPoet
- Sharon BryantChurch Choir
- Alfie SilasChurch Choir
- Linda WillisChurch Choir
- G. JaneeChoir Member
Armen WeitzmanArmen- Armen WeitzmanStore Clerk
- Don BarrisWarm-Up Guy
- Meredith Roberts QuillTabitha
- Dan SterlingProducer
- Donald TaylorChurch Choir
Greg PittsOh Face Guy
Mark CohenDad- Mark CohenMax Silverman
- Eric SchaarCheck in Guy
Blake BertrandKid- Joe WagnerEthan
- Jane YamamotoJane Yamamoto
- Jane YamamotoReporter
- Carol ShookCook Off Audience
Alex SpencerDying Woman
Tonita CastroDora
Christopher DerGregorianWell-dressed Mexican Man
Patricia PlaceFrancine- Nicole NogradyCheerleader
- Nicole NogradyOnlooker
- Christina MilesMarie
- Sammy PrimeroSammy
Garry MarshallSharkcorp President
Dawn CodySecretary
Rob SchrabBaby-Man Sr.- Rob SchrabBackground Guy
- Rob SchrabDriver
- Rob SchrabFuzzy Pants
- Rob SchrabGene
- Rob SchrabMaintenance Guy / Voice of Toot
- Rob SchrabMini Coffee
- Rob SchrabNessy
- Rob SchrabOff-Screen Guy
- Rob SchrabPatient
- Rob SchrabSaveco Larry
- Rob SchrabWeird Hostage
Eric FalconerMan- Gerry DugganGuy
- Harris WittelsPatient
- Harris WittelsRandom Guy
- Harris WittelsSebastian
- Mildred R. BrownLady
- Marlene S. BrownLady
- Jason ClayOnlooker
Todd GlassMan- Todd GlassRobert Woodliff
Ping WuBorjijin
Allan HaveyJudge
Becky ThyrePageant Mom- Becky ThyreSuzette Williams
Lucille SoongMrs. Xiongnu
Raymond MaMr. Xiongnu- Murray GershenzMurray
- Murray GershenzOld Man
- Jason SaraybaMongolian Party-Goer
- Lidet ViravongTiny Mongolian
Peter ChenChinese Man
Americus AbesamisMongolian Gay Guy
Jason RogelMongolian Gay Guy
Randall ParkMongolian Aide- Eric AcostaOuncy Bouncy Member
- Myke ChilianOuncy Bouncy Member
- Christian Le GuillouxOuncy Bouncy Member
- Ingrid CoreeReporter
Chester TamChester- Chester TamMaurice
Todd BarryNathan
Aedin MincksBalloon Holding Kid
Erick AvariAlex Gilbert
Fred ArmisenTaylor Magenheim
Joe Lo TruglioKenneth
Matt WalshTennis Player
Hong ChauAsian Masseuse
Craig AntonReporter- Wade RandolphBob
- Wade RandolphCabbie
- Wade RandolphFollower
Adam CarollaCarl
Sydney ParkStella
Ryan RidleyDelivery Man- Ryan RidleyOnlooker
- Ryan RidleyOuncy Bouncy Member
- Rosemary MallettNurse
- Ron GriffithOsama Bin Laden
Phyllis ApplegateMrs. Ivy
Nick LaTourMr. Ivy
Scott AukermanAgent Falconer- Scott AukermanOfficer Leach
Keedar WhittleBasketball Guy
Dick Van PattenDr. Eddie Hackmeyer
Patty JenkinsJill Talley
Matt BesserJim
Erin O'MalleyBusiness Woman
Kent ShocknekAnchor- Kent ShocknekTV Reporter
- Bud MathisHomeless Bert
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Jr.Basketball Guy
- Kathleen HartmanScreaming Nurse
Michael BlaiklockTrevor Kaufman
Tom OhmerSecurity Agent
Christopher EcclestonDr. Lazer Rage
Lisa LoebLisa Loeb- Richard A. ClarkReporter
- Fabienne MaurerViolinist (Globetrotters)
Stephen RootJohnny Forrealz
Amad JacksonTokie- Jonathan HalyalkarHipster
Isaac C. Singleton, Jr.Tricky-D
Natasha LeggeroDr. Leggero
Rich FulcherReverend Fulcher- Barbara Ann DuffyJay's Party Guest
- Treasure MalloryHipster
- Graham ElwoodOfficer
- Graham ElwoodParamedic
- Moises AmayaWedding Guest
- Cristina Davis WhitlowChoir Singer
- Gary S. MannCult Member with Well Proportioned Nose
- Gary S. MannOutrageously Good Looking Guy
Scott ChernoffChernoff- Russell BaileyHipster
Bill MaherBill Maher
Mia BarronLauren Corrao- Bill WileyPatrick Pillows
- Vatche PanosClerk
- Vatche PanosOuncy Bouncy Member
- Vatche PanosVendor
Michael McCaffertyXavier Peretti
Derek WatersProduction Assistant- Sevan NajarianOfficer
- Sevan NajarianOnlooker
- Sevan NajarianOuncy Bouncy Member
- Sevan NajarianParamedic
- Joshua SalvatiSmall Boy
Emma HowardBored Kid- Kenny JamesJack
Robert GossettJudge Willie Joe Blackwell- David JuskowSlip Yeagley
Paul ScheerProducer
Jonathan MangumMatt Markus
Ben SchwartzWriter
Gene LeBellCarl- Wayne McClammyFireman
Phil CulottaFireman
Scott LevaFireman
Maria BamfordMay Kadoody
John EnnisFree Hug Guy- John EnnisStranger at Fan-Tasti-Mart!
Bradley WhitfordToby Grossnickel
Joshua MalinaSupervisor Bill Wilson
Matthew Patrick DavisAce Ventura
Art EvansCommander
Tara SandsCampaign Manager
Les MahoneyCity Election Official
Andy SambergTroy Bulletinboard
Kurt LoderKurt Loder
Savannah Paige RaeYoung Sarah
Melanie ComarchoImaginary Partier
Frankie RayAndre
Chelsea PerettiBecky
Paul RustCustomer
Neil CampbellCustomer
Azmyth KaminskiImaginary Partier
Stephen TobolowskyBill Fantastimart
George CheungJohn
Kulap VilaysackCarly
Gregg DanielManager
Jeremy Vest'How's Your News?' Reporter- Arthur Bradford'How's Your News?' Cameraman
Georgie KidderConcert Fan- Georgie KidderDeirdre
- Georgie KidderElla Carroll - City Election Secretary
- Georgie KidderGeorgie - Tap Dancing Trio
- Georgie KidderJennifer
- Georgie KidderJill
- Georgie KidderLucy Quayle
- Georgie KidderLynn - Orphanage Nurse
- Georgie KidderMiss Nightingale
- Georgie KidderMrs. Giddon
Nancy YeeAsian Prostitute
Johanna WentClown- Heidi HerzonPrunella Alpert Pennyfeathers
Billy CrudupSelf
Orson BeanMr. Myron- Mary GregoryMrs. Myron
John DiMaggioTrent
Joe FilipponeRoadie- Nikky SmedleyNikky McGuire
Adam ScottAgent Schroeder
Keb' Mo'Businessman- Roy GainesBusinessman
- George PimentelBreve
- Jake VaughnBaby-Man Jr.
David HartmanOlder Engineer- Ken DalyEngineer
- Jennifer FlackMonica
Derek MearsCaptain Mears- Shaun VickersSwat
Buddy SosthandSwat- Brian AverySwat
Esteban CuetoSwat
Jonathan ArthurSwat
David Anthony BuglioneSwat
Randall ArcherSwat
Tiffany DanielsTrisha - Tap Dancing Trio
Jessica RotterJessie - Tap Dancing Trio
Patton OswaltVincent Van Guy
Drew DroegeSeth- Cade DundishPee-Pee Kid
Randy GambillCreepy Guy
Doug MurrayDoctor
Ed AsnerCommandant Von Reichenstein
Holly MeowySexy Hitler- Jon GriffinMemorial Unveiling Board Member
Michelle LenhardtRomanski's Waitress
Scott WhytePercy- Justin SundquistFireman
- Bill LevisohnElf
- Joseph ArmillasCity Election Official
- Max WarnerLittle Troy
- Stuart CornfieldMr. Spukowski
- Brooke CadoretteBrianna Carlson
- Robert Bird'How's Your News?' Member
- Alecia BatsonMrs. Peterson
- Chad McknightAudience Member
- Shelley StarrettVendor
- Danny PattyKing Edward VII
- Bree SanbornVan Girl
- Eric LeidermanMan with Big Nose
Doug BensonWeird Nathan
