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Episodes141 episodes

Season 1

1Pilot—2Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System—3Poker, Faith, and Eggs—4A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage—5A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom—6A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac—7A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run—8Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair—9Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia—10An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo—11Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers—12A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer—13A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek—14Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey—15Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman—16Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine—17Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo—18A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside—19Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple—20A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish—21Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza—22Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set—

Season 2

1A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels—2A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron—3A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens—4A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce—5A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries—6Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan—7Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon—8An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius—9Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero—10A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts—11A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf—12A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor—13A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely—14David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back—15A Math Emergency and Perky Palms—16A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag—17Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary—18A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow—19A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater—20A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross—21A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster—22A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast—

Season 3

1Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes—2A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board—3An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom—4Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip—5A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship—6A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm—7Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting—8The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's—9A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken—10Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib—11A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony—12Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit—13Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains—14A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel—15A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub—16Pasadena—17An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell—18A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector—19A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff—20A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge—21A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat—

Season 4

1Graduation—2A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton—3Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken—4Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love—5A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On—6Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper—7A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You—8An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles—9Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey—10Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts—11A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles—12A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science—13The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education—14Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency—15A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities—16A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips—17A Black Hole—18The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics—

Season 5

1One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires—2Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism—3Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench—4Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room—5Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy—6Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones—7An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel—8The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin—9The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian—10An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room—11A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit—12A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance—13A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender—14A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles—15A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number—16A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car—17A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth—18Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli—19A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband—20Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker—21White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People—22Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future—

Season 6

1Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo—2Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific—3Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy—4Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero—5A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'—6An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football—7A Tougher Nut and a Note on File—8Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha—9College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle—10Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting—11Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest—12A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter—13A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters—14A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being—15Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame—16A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam—17A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult—18Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal—19A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler—20German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat—21A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet—22A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring—

Season 7

1A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree—2A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog—3A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy—4Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker—5A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy—6Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning—7A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet—8An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House—9A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby—10Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage—11A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs—12A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture—13Funeral (1)—14Memoir (2)—