The Batman

I don't care, fuck it, I'm giving it 5 ⭐ It's Mr. Vengeance if you're nasty. I was so worried, so so so worried about this movie. Because I know that if this was a flop, people were going to blame Pattinson and the Twilight jokes would be back and all the good faith and great work he has been delivering throughout the last few years were going to be thrown away and he'd have to start to rebuild from zero. I'm so so so relieved! This movie is AMAZING, everything about it is fantastic. The visuals, the music, the performances, the action pieces, the production design (Gotham has never looked more like a shit hole, in a good way). The 3 hours just flew by and I didn't feel them at all (Infinity War and Endgame prepared me for this). All the villains were great, the psychological thriller was the perfect tone and it puts this one in another level to the other Batman movies. Now I can confidently say, I have a favorite Batman and I'm so proud that it's Robert Pattinson and Matt Reeves' The Batman. Also, Zoey Kravitz's Catwoman is my favorite Catwoman, HANDS DOWN. Representation matters, people. Also, also: this boy puts on an armor and goes off to fight the bad guys, isn't afraid to die and yet, he can't kiss that girl goodbye? Hell, she kissed him twice and he couldn't muster the courage to do it once! 🙈