Trolls
This is my ultimate comfort movie and I’m not taking any questions at this time. It deserves five stars solely for the level of obsession it fueled when I was a kid.
To give you an idea of how unhinged I was: for my birthday, I asked for a Poppy puzzle. My parents gave me a tablet instead and I literally cried my eyes out because I was so mad. I didn’t want technology; I wanted my damn Trolls puzzle. Priorities.
Honestly, now that I’m older, I totally get why the Bergens were perpetually depressed. Adult life is rough, and this movie is basically just early training for that reality. Also, Branch, babe... I hate to break it to you, but singing and dancing didn't exactly kill your grandma. Let’s stop projecting.
The entire soundtrack is full of bangers (Justin Timberlake really put his whole soul into this), but Get Back Up Again? Literal god-tier song. Absolute anthem.