“I’M NOT THE ONE WHO JUST GOT BUTTFUCKED ON NATIONAL TV, DWAYNE!” Elevator shafts. Fists with your toes. Run DMC. Johnson and Johnson. California. Ode to fucking Joy. Roy Rogers. A crunch bar. Lens flares. Slow-mo falling. Alan Rickman. Walkie-Talkies. It’s Christmas, muthafuckas. Ho-ho-ho.

Die Hard

Item: Die Hard
Rating: 10
Author: Alfie Lee

Alfie Lee10.0· December 15, 2023Follow

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