FUCK. YEAH. Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than binning off the Tory twats and watching some alcoholic deadbeat fly into a big alien arsehole. As a straight guy I never stop dreaming of pulling off Jeff Goldblum’s slutty ol strut at the end of this film. Might just be the man of all time. Can’t wait for the sequel where I presume Joe Biden beats the aliens at golf (he is a par 6).

Independence Day

Item: Independence Day
Rating: 10
Author: Alfie Lee

Alfie Lee10.0· July 4, 2024Follow

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