Inglourious Basterds

When World War III pops off against China I’m assembling team of Inglorious Negros which consists of: Officer of Special Operations Logan Trevino: The Wizard. Lieutenant Connor Stewart: The Undefeated RestroomMania Champion. Corporal Josha Powell: The Cop killer currently surviving a life sentence in Polunsky Supermax prison. Master Sergeant Malik Gordon aka the Bear Negro: Craziest Nigga I’ve ever met. I was saw him take down a 400 pound Berta all by himself.  Sergeant Kyle McDonald: The Black Thunder Champion. Private First Class Joshua To’wavvy Briggs: Father of 14 and best drug dealer in Texas. Private First Class Alvin Lorraine Lawson aka Misdirection (MD): The Muscle. Private First Class Andre Wilson: Chef. Private First Class Bubba: Comic Relief. “AND I WANT MY WETBACK SCALPS!”- Lieutenant Connor Stewart