Dune
Once had this middle-aged Albertan fuckwad shame me for liking this film. “This new Dune is just an awful, awful movie. I went back to watch that old one and here it’s still horrible. This is basically just like that old movie but with better graphics, that’s it. You don’t know jack all about movies, you’ve got poor taste. What you like isn’t what I like and what I like isn’t what you like, you wanna know why? It’s because you’re a goddman retard. At least I’m not a retard like you.”
And I say to that dipshit, “Fuck you” and “FYI, it’s not exactly just like that shitty old adaptation but with better graphics, you’ve just been fucking smoking too much of some shit.”