1 / 8
Greenland
I’m kind of a sucker for disaster movies but this one’s kind of the worst of the bunch. The characters are unlikable which really makes me kind of hope they don’t make it to the shelter which sounds evil and messed up but she’s a snobby bitch and he’s a filthy cheater plus their kids a whimpering baby. They are poorly written and unlikable. I did like the fact that he’s not really anything special, he’s just a guy trying to save his family, he’s not some ex navy seal spec ops badass like the majority do the films like this. The destruction scenes were meh, you can definitely see the CGI budget straining whenever there is a scene with destruction. Why the hell is king Bach in this film, so random. The writing is mediocre as well, it’s a bit clunky on the dialogue. I also need to draw huge attention to the fact that the mom found the kid, one in a billion chance, bye bye plausibly, this whole movie is a plausibility nightmare. Overall, it’s a run of the mill mediocre disaster film which I’m not going to lie, I am a sucker for so I’ll probably watch it again.







